Overshare.
Me: Shoot. I wore this dress today, but I think I want to wear it again next week when my parents are here. Sorry.
Him: Um...okay. Is there some kind of limit to how frequently you can wear that dress?
Me: Well, I like to evenly rotate my outfits.
Him: So that they don't wear out too fast?
Me: ...No. I just want them to feel equally loved.
Him: ...
Me: Like in kindergarten, when I forced myself to color with the brown marker every once in a while so its feelings wouldn't get hurt because I didn't like it as much as the other colors?
Him: ...
Me: I have a special kind of neurosis.
